joke

juz a joke i saw tat i wanna share..

Resurrection Of The Dead


"Do you believe in life after death?", a boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, sir," the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine..." the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

Check out this... i am SOOO aMUSED...
haha...

http://www.disney.it/Film/movies/chickenlittle/index.html

Addiction

Omg.. HAve u ever been addicted to a song so much that u can keep playing the same song over and over again? Tat's exactly wat happened to me sia...I dun remember me liking a song so much tat i keep it on repeat mode except for Bon Jovi's "Never say goodbye" and " I'll be there for you". Even then today i completely beat that record le.. i think it has been on repeat mode for the past 2 hrs? Wah piang...

HAha... It's really nice.. for those tat dunno wat song i am refering to, it's the song u hear playing in my blog.. IT's call feng by jay chou. track no 6...

I copied the lyrics and put it here. Damn nice.. shiok!!!


乌云在我们心里搁下一块阴影 我聆听沉寂已久的心情
清晰透明 就像美丽的风景 总在回忆里才看的清

被伤透的心能不能够继续爱我 我用力牵起没温度的双手
过往温柔已经被时间上锁 只剩挥散不去的难过

缓缓飘落的枫叶像思念 我点燃烛火温暖岁末的秋天
极光掠夺天边 北风掠过想你的容颜
我把爱烧成了落叶 却换不回熟悉的那张脸

缓缓飘落的枫叶像思念 为何挽回要赶在冬天来之前
爱你穿越时间 两行来自秋末的眼泪
让爱渗透了地面 我要的只是你在我身边

乌云在我们心里搁下一块阴影 我聆听沉寂已久的心情
清晰透明 就像美丽的风景 总在回忆里才看的清

在山腰间飘逸的红雨 随着北风凋零 我轻轻摇曳风铃
想 唤醒被遗弃的爱情 雪花已铺满了地 深怕窗外枫叶已结成冰


ISnt IT JUZ SUPerB~!!! OMG~!!

funny joke..

hey peeps.. being the boliao person tat i am i decide to post this really funny joke on my blog to entertain u all. .woahaha.. i really think its damn funny... Xrated though. haha..enjoy~~ wohahah


Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without hesitation, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, he shooed Horatio the Physician away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. So the King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
Moral of the story: Always pay your bills.

finally updated!

Damn.. my sleeping cycle is soo errantic sia... Juz now i slpt from 7pm to 1 am!!! omg~! haha.. tat's like 6hrs~!!! dint really study today sia... juz completed a webcast and read through some prob notes and read a bit of hydraulics only.. damn....

COngrats to Ron for achieving ur target of not being last. end up you became the only medalist for Singapore in the 1st Asia University Games! Congrats!!!
OUTSTANDING!!!

Anyway i think some pple are really very childish... they go around flaming pple blogs and dun even have the guts to indicate who they are.. always leave their name as anoymous...cannot make it sia... bunch of cowards...

Exams periods are damn interesting... i mean interesting cos u can notice a lot of things one.. Lot of scandalous things gg on.. haha... we shall wait n c wat results from all this scandals..

Pretty worried bout my freshies... some of them have broken up.. guess the stress of exams plus other factors in uni have caused relationships to suffer..


Anyway check out my new song... i mean jay chou new song.. very nice.. it's called feng... very nice. overall i would say this album is really superb. i like almost all the songs.... and the songs really blend with the whole theme of the album sia...

I miss my hp... my camera phone! Stupid samsung!!! i muz go find the warranty card then go kpkb them.... mux find gurantee card for my laptop and my mp3 player too after the exaams..

for now its' study study and study.. .

to chen chen.. jiayou brother.. ur exams going to be over soon.!!! bear with it... after exams find a day find des cj ah kou go out ... can go ah kou's place play mahjong watch soccer also... very gian...

microsoft joke

read this when i stumbled into an engineering website while doing project.. think it's quite funny.. haha.. enjoy~~


Comparing Cars With ComputersAt a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive - but it would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The air bag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

hmmm..

here i am blogging at such weird timing agin .. for those who know me they will know tat i haven sleep yet. My bioclock is really screwed like wat eileen always say... Spent the whole night rushing the project for the project meeting later... anyway this is my sechedule for the day.. project after projects.

12pm - infrastructure project with junxing,siyong, boxy and jeremy

2pm - CE3101 project on website design with junxing siyong, doina, liwern and Leo

5pm - Handball training.

650pm- Openhouse meeting

1015pm- Meeting hailin to discuss about enterprise issues.(b4 tat have to get access to seminar room. have to ask jcrc to open for me)

1030pm- Enterprise meeting with my enterprise members.



BEAT TAT! kaoz. i am so going to zzz after my meetings... damn... another day where i cannot study!!

anyway was studying with elaine downstairs until breakfast.. when we decided to eat breakfast guess who i c? I saw HER... somehow i still dont feel like being frenly... hmm.. am i abit childish here? hmm.. but heck.. i juz dint wan to talk to her lor... Dint feel pissed off or anything.. juz felt indifferent... just an chapter of my life that i kinda felt stupid about. haha but i guess it's because of her that i have changed quite a lot. I used to view things differently. I guess the term once bitten twice shy really is true.. maybe one day i will feel like talking to her and be her fren once again but it sure aint in the near future...

Test in like 17 more days... i am sooo dead... okay..goign to slp... hope i can wake up later.